bad friends are better than no friends, eh eh?
bad friends are better than no friends, eh eh?

I'm not from around here, I'm not from around here,
I just like to pretend I belong
will you soothe me for a second, humor me a second,
and act like nothing's wrong

I know your philosophy, I know your schtick
I'm not existentialist, just kind of a dick
I'm cheap, I'm easy, this isn't a trick
will you be my bad influence tonight?

I'll be a young tragic headline the way it's going now
I've fallen in/fallen in love with the wrong crowd
I'll end up with a bullet hole in the eye
but I won't be alone when I die, eh? eh?

bad friends are better than no friends
my friends are cooler than your friends

the way he makes me feel, the way he makes me feel
it doesn't matter to me
that he kills men for money, kills men for money,
and sometimes women for free

I'm a slave to my ego, a slave to my id
they'll look back and say, "he was such a nice kid
would you look, would you look at what society did?
we shouldn't have left him alone."

I'll be a young tragic headline the way it's going now
I've fallen in/fallen in love with the wrong crowd
I'll end up with a bullet hole in the eye
but I won't be alone when I die, eh? eh?

don't
leave me alone tonight...